About The Lazy Mom

I am Christie, a.k.a. “The Lazy Mom”, and this is my space to vent, rant, gloat, and brag about my life; as well as share any tips, recipes, and any other information I deem important.  I tend to be bitchy most of the time, and sarcasm is my middle name (not really, my middle name is Lynn), oh, and I cuss A LOT!  So, if any of those things bother you, I’d run away.
I’m married to Kris or if he’s pissing me off, Kristopher.  He’s an awesome husband and father, who more often than not, keeps us in stitches, because he’s just a big weirdo.  He’s got a very distinct military style, and tends to stay on the more serious side, but really he’s all soft and mushy on the inside.
We have 2 rug rats that stay on my last nerve all the time.  Mackenzie is 8, but believes herself to be much older.  She got an attitude a mile wide, passed on from yours truly, and thinks she’s everyone’s boss.  Sam is my angel, he’s 5.  He is sweet as pie, and honestly wants to do his best to NOT get in trouble, which is hard for him, because his sister is a diabolical genius who is out to get him.  Okay, so maybe she’s not out to get him, per se, but she does get him in trouble to save her own skin.