I’m Sorry

September 29, 2010

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It always seems that sorry is the hardest word in the English language for me.  I mean, I’m a real bitch, and it’s mostly my family that sees it.  A lot of times there’s really no reason behind it, it’s just always been who I am (you can double check that with my parents even). … [Read more…]

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Day 6- A Stranger

August 24, 2010

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kindness

The Chain of Love, posted with vodpod Dear Strange People, I try to believe in the kindness of the human race, despite personal experience negating that.  I especially believe in being kind to those who you don’t know.  It’s easy to just see strangers as random faces that don’t pertain to you, but you never… [Read more…]

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Southern Women Are Just Different

August 8, 2010

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Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know everybody’s first name: Honey Darlin’ Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women… [Read more…]

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Day 5- Your Dreams

August 5, 2010

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dead.dreams

Dear Dreams- I suppose it’s dumb to sit around thinking that anyone but myself stabbed you to death throughout the years.  Oh sure, some might argue that my dreams have just changed, but that’s a lie.  My dreams have never changed, but I don’t see law school anywhere in my future.  I don’t see New… [Read more…]

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Day 4- Your Sibling(s)

August 4, 2010

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me and bo

Dear Jeffrey and Bo- What does a big sister say?  You guys were uber cute when you were little, but not so much after that.  Lol. Jeff, you’re a great guy with even better intentions, but you know what they say, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”.  You’re all growed up, and… [Read more…]

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Day 2- Your Crush

August 2, 2010

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Ain't he just the cutest thing? Lol.  Kris Taylor

I honestly just don’t have a crush on anybody, so I decided to post a bunch of pictures of dudes I think are hot. Rocker/Weirdo Guys Actors And Then There’s This Guy So, you see, if you even had a hope that I was okay, you should give it up.  There is obviously something wrong… [Read more…]

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Day 1- Your Best Friend

August 1, 2010

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Dear L, It’s funny that you would be the first person on the list.  I mean, you see a side of me not very many people get the chance to see.  As far as friends go, I suppose you are the one that has never judged me or backed off, even if I did.  You… [Read more…]

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30 Days of Letters Project

August 1, 2010

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How-to-Write-a-Formal-Letter

I’ve seen a few people doing this, and felt it could have a cathartic effect on me.  If you happen to be one of these people, don’t worry, I’m not going to attack anyone.  I plan to be totally sincere.  So, for the next 30 days I’ll be addressing my family and friends personally.  Enjoy.… [Read more…]

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Why Yes, Kris, the laundry is climbing up the wall, but that’s the least of your worries.

August 1, 2010

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So, I hate laundry.  I was pretty good at keeping up with it when we had a washer and dryer, but our apartments do not offer washer/dryer hook-ups, so I let it pile up until we literally just run out of clothes.  You didn’t think I called myself “The Lazy Mom” for nothing, did you?… [Read more…]

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I guess I’m taking the plunge here.

August 1, 2010

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A good friend of mine, talked me into starting a “Mommy” blog.  Now, for those of you who know me, I’m not all that hip with the newest parenting info, and of course I yell at my kids, who did you think I was? Super mom?  Not hardly.  I’m rude and crass, and more than… [Read more…]

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